Another stay at home mom. Ready to rejoin society at large.

Need to find the right chocolate, but these s’mores are going to be good.

The amount of baking recipes I’m encountering lately leaving out vanilla extract bothers me.

#Pumpkin season translates to #beer, too. (at Harrika’s Brew Haus)

Rice cooker pumpkin cheesecake came out delicious.

The first thing I noticed was nad. (at Onslow Recreation Park)

My #organic #canned #tomatoes from #Costco are so natural that they came with a #worm. At least the worm was floating at the top so I didn’t find it later. Then again, lean protein?


my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message

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the valentines day pigeon is coming for you.

you cannot run.

you cannot hide.

Do you have any idea how hurtful it is to otherkin to wear animal heads like this? It’s like a slap in the face to transpecies people to wear their identities as a costume, as a laugh, as a big old guffaw at the expense of people who TRULY were born in the wrong species body. I will never understand how people can’t see how hurtful this is and how much it sets our movement back.

Excuse me? EXCUUUSE ME? Are you perhaps suggesting that i am NOT a pigeon on the inside?? THIS IS my identity, thank you. I have always been a beautiful majestic pigeon, born to live and die midst the steel and concrete of Chicago. only through wearing this mask can I truly feel comfort in my disgusting human body that I was given accidentally. 

I am not “guffawing” here, pigeons are not even capable of laughing. How disrespectful must you be to suggest that a species incapable of laughter is laughing at anything??????

Pigeons ARE however capable of feeling anger, and we all are gifted with very precise memory of each and every individual who has wronged us, be it a crazed homeless person or a disrespectful internet user. 

Please check your privileges immediately, or expect your automobile and hats of choice to have a fine coating of whatever I’ve eaten recently very soon. 

Thank you.

It is SO obvious from your tone that you’re just some tourist in the otherkin world, you human identifying ass. Don’t you dare ever touch birdseed again, leave it to those of us WHO ACTUALLY NEED IT TO EAT. TO, YOU KNOW, SURVIVE.

Everyone knows pigeons don’t know how to use bold and italics. You gave yourself away there. Jerk.

EXCUSE YOU. Pigeons are completely capable of using all forms of punctuation and font. If you would even CARE ENOUGH to check for yourself, maybe spend sometime in the pigeon community, you would see that we are so much deeper than we are seen to be!

We are closely related to the highly privileged doves, but we are put down by others for our coloration and love of human foods that end up in the garbage. You are obviously being discriminatory towards us for our less clean and privileged situations, mocking me and all other pigeonkin for our inability to obtain birdseed. I am not even privileged enough to look at birdseed, thank you very much. 

We can be extremely literate, poetic even. more people need to be made aware of our beauty and struggle in this anti-pigeon society. We don’t need any more discriminatory slander being thrown our way. If you wish to throw things at us, let it at least be something edible, preferably some variation of fried potato slicing, or bread even. 

I repeat, check your privileges.

You just keep digging the hole deeper. I AM transpigeon, thank you very much, so I know a whole lot about what goes on in the mind of a TRUE pigeon. I have never thrown anything at a pigeon besides a glance which was a compliment to its very appealing appearance.

Do you even know what oppression is? I can already tell you that you don’t. See that hand right there on your photo, that white skinned hand? Yeah, you’re already given all the privilege in the world. Add onto that that you’re not true pigeonkin and it’s so clear that you just want to be part of our world, where the pigeons are, but you never will be. We PoC (pigeons of color) don’t want you to be our white dove savior! Piss off.

It’s obvious though that you’re just getting angry because you can’t refute my flawless logic. Go cry more, white human.


i dont know which one of you is being serious

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american sex ed

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I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay

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